G.I. JOE #35
Dreadnoks on
the Loose!

Cover Date: May, 1985

Script: Larry Hama
Pencils: Rod Whigham, Mark Bright,
Bob Camp, Larry Hama
Inks: Andy Mushynsky,
Mike Esposito

Lettering: Rick Parker
Colors: George Roussos
Editor: Denny O'Neil
Editor-in-Chief: Jim Shooter


Summary:  "In a neglected corner of the Cobra headquarters complex in suburban Springfield" The Dreadnoks are examining Zartan's new motorcycle. Torch isn't impressed, but Buzzer knows that nothing of Zartan's is what it appears to be on the surface. Ripper is just afraid they'll get in trouble. Buzzer isn't impressed with Zartan's trickery, and shows the others the bike holographic projectors that can be used to make the bike appear to be anything, like a van. Buzzer explains that Zartan has smaller projectors in his costume. Buzzer hops on the bike for a ride and the others follow.

Meanwhile, on the interstate, Breaker, Clutch and Rock N' Roll are on leave, driving to Malibu in Rock N' Roll's classic car, a '56 Bel Air Nomad. After a stop at the gas station for some fuel and snacks, they get back on the road.

At Cobra headquarters, Zartan is knocking at the door to Cobra Commander's office. Major Bludd and the Baroness arrive, and Bludd tells Zartan that the Comander isn't speaking to anyone until the tribunal convenes to discuss the attempt on his life by hi son, Billy. Zartan asks Bludd if he isn't on the "bad list" after trying to kill the Commander in Switzerland. The Baroness nervously tells Zartan it was a misunderstanding, but Bludd interrupts her and changes the subject he embarasses Zartan by wondering if he wanst to speak to the Commander about the Dreadnoks stealing his bike.

Back on the interstate, Rock n' Roll is telling Clutch and Breaker all about the wonderful time they'll have in Malibu, talking about the sunny Pacific beaches and surfer girls. Suddenly, something VRRROOOMs past the car and gouge the side of the car. Rock n' Roll is furious, and says that he glimpsed three bikers going by. Further ahead on the road, the Dreadnoks are terrorizing passengers in the nearby cars and setting fire to bails of hay on  passing truck. Ripper sees that "those creeps in the Bel-Air" are following them. Rock n' Roll speeds after the Dreadnoks, but as they enter a tunnel, Torch and Ripper drive out the other side, flanking a huge tractor-trailer covered in skulls. Rock n' Roll tries to avoid the truck and swerves, crashing into the side of the tunnel. In reality, the truck is just Buzzer on Zartan's bike, surrounded by a hologram of the truck. As they drive away from the flaming wreck, Rock n' Roll is still inside making certain not to forget the license plate on the truck: "...ZTN...123.."

A few miles back on the same highway, a bus with a skull and crossbones on the front of it with a license plate reading "ZTN-456" pulls over when an old woman flags it down. The woman gets on to get to Springfield, but the driver says nothing.

Back at the accident, firefighters are dousing the burning wreck, while a police officer tells the three Joes how lucky they are to be alive as they get carried iinto an ambulance on stretchers. Clutch is babbling about a truck from beyond the grave. The cop asks Rock n' Roll what he means. "I think the devil himself joined the teamsters and got himself a job hauling freight," Breaker says, "but you can tell the man whatever you want to, Rock n' Roll." Rock n' Roll says he doesn't really know what he saw, but he'd know if he saw it again. Meanwhile, the bus carrying the old woman and less than talkative driver goes by.

The Dreadnoks sneak onto an Air Force base using the bike's holograms to make them appear to be a general's car and military police escort. They start wrecking fighter jets, but Torch causes an explosion and they're found out. Back in the ambulance, the three Joes are talking and realize they didn't just imagine the frightening truck they saw. As the Dreadnoks escape, posing as a Air Force jeep and two helicopters, Rock N' Roll, in the ambulance spots them, since the license plate is still "ZTN-123". He commandeers the ambulance and chases them. Torch drives to far away from the holo-projectors and Rock n' Roll realizes they're Dreadnoks. He throws a tank filled with oxygen at Buzzer, causing him to crash and wreck Zartan's bike. Buzzer is captured, and the others escape. The bus arrives and we see that it was actually a transport helicopter driven by Zartan. Torch and Ripper board the 'copter.  After returning to Springfield, the "old woman" who was Zartan's passenger is missing from the 'copter. Zartan says she disappeared "out of a locked helicopter in flight: that's a feat worthy of a ninja master!"

Commentary: Another issue not connected to the rest of the series, this is the first major time the Dreadnoks appear without Zartan's constant presence. The Dreadnoks seem to be a favorite of Larry Hama, as he uses them once in a while on their own, using their sleaziness and love of mayhem and destruction as comic relief. Despite this, they are very dangerous people. The three Joes are almost killed because of them. This is one of many times when the Dreadnoks' antics get them noticed by unsuspecting Joes. Aside from the passing reference to Billy and to the older Joes being off duty, the story seems to be another of the three issues not connected to the main storyline. This changes however, as the ending sets up some important situations. Buzzer's capture will lead to a major plot point several issues from now. We will also discover that the old woman on Zartan's "bus" was, in fact, the Soft Master, on his way to Springfield to learn who killed the Hard Master. Larry Hama gives the readers some credit, though, because this won't be explained. The Soft Master will just show up in Springfield a few issues from now.

On the character side of things, the Dreadnoks gets some personality, which is mostly reserved for Buzzer. He's seems to be the leader of the group. Though he appears to be the smartest of the three, he really just thinks he is. An idiot who thinks he isn't one is much more dangerous than an "evil genius." We also find out the truth behind Zartan's ability to change his appearance: holograms. This was obviously a way to explain Zartan's camoflauge abilities with advanced technology instead of some kind of superhuman ability.

As the Joes start their vacation, an insightful scene is included. The young gas station attendant learns the Joes are in the army and says he can't wait until he can enlist. Rock 'n' Roll discourages him, surprising Clutch. Rock 'n' Roll tells him that "kids like him join up the same way girls his age get married." They want to get away from home. They find out that they were "running away from themselves."

The art duties for this issue is divided up among Rod Whigham, Bob Camp, Mark Bright and Larry Hama himself. The next issue will do the same. Both Whigham and Bright will become regular artists later in the series.

Reprinted in:
  • Action Force Winter Special (1987). A Marvel UK series featuring the UK's version of G.I. Joe. All references to "G.I. Joe" were changed to "Action Force".
  • G.I. JOE Comics Magazine #13 (December 1988). Digest format from Marvel Comics. Includes issues #36 and #37. (This is the final issue of this series.)
  • G.I. JOE: Volume 4 (2002). A trade paperback collection from Marvel. Includes issues #31-41.
  • Classic G.I. JOE: Volume 4 (July 2009). A trade paperback collection from IDW Publishing. Aside from some slight changes made to the cover, this is a reprint of the earlier Marvel collection. Includes issues #31-41.