G.I. JOE #29
Beached Whale

Cover Date: November, 1984

Script: Larry Hama
Pencils: Frank Springer
Inks: Andy Mushynsky

Lettering: Rick Parker
Colors: George Roussos
Editor: Denny O'Neil
Editor-in-Chief: Jim Shooter


Summary:  [Whoever wrote this summary, please e-mail me. I lost your name!]

The Joes that got shot up last issue--Duke, Cutter, Roadblock, Deep-Six, Steeler, Clutch, and Breaker--take the WHALE to make repairs. They stop in Ehrlinger's Cove on the gulf coast of Florida, and are heckled by some local sailors. A few young kids try to test Roadblock's strength by hanging onto some armor plating, but Roadblock picks it up along with them.

Back in the Everglades, Destro and Firefly decide to get revenge on Cobra Commander, and Destro tells Firefly that Cobra Headquarters is in Springfield. And back in Springfield, the Commander himself returns to the town courtesy of Wild Weasel and his Rattler. In the welcoming crowd, we once again see Billy, who vows revenge on Cobra Commander as well. Billy wants vengeance for what Cobra Commander did to him as well as Billy's father.

Wild Bill and Doc pick up Deep-Six in the Dragonfly and take him to the G.I. Jane for treatment. Meanwhile Duke, Cutter, and Roadblock stay behind in Ehrlinger's Cove to work on the WHALE We assume that Steeler, Breaker, and Clutch went back to the MOBAT. While back in the Everglades, Destro and Firefly are heading to the Cove, by commandeering a poacher's swampraft.

During all of this, Cobra Commander is holding another rally, telling his troops of the many ways that Cobra is winning in the war. We see into many of their strategies, like the household product pyramid scheme, the "Greed is Good for You" seminars, the "mindless sitcoms," and tax fraud by Cobra accountants' clients, denying funding to the government, which in turn cuts defense spending. Also during the speech, we are introduced to the first Crimson Guard, a.k.a. Fred Broca, as well as his wife, son, and daughter. The Crimson Guard is the Cobra elite trooper, used to infiltrate communities all over the country, gaining political power and influence, all the while using it to serve Cobra's ends.

Back in Ehrlinger's Cove, Destro beats Cutter up, and he and Firefly take control of the WHALE Duke and Roadblock take cover behind the armor plate when Firefly unloads with one of the machine guns on the WHALE Destro and Firefly forget them and take off. Just then, Wild Bill arrives in the Dragonfly with parts for the WHALE Duke gets in, they drop the cargo net, and give chase. When they leave, Cutter and Roadblock take a fishing boat, to get back to the Jane. Destro and Firefly are heading north, and they meet R.L. and the Chief from last issue. The two policemen are finally getting out of the Everglades, when the WHALE nearly runs them over. The Dragonfly catches up to the WHALE and they begin the fight.

Cutter gets to the Jane, and orders Tripwire to haul anchor and round up the Joes, because they need to cut off the WHALE before they make it to the open Atlantic. In a gutsy move, Cutter deploys the hydrofoils and aims for the peninsula of Ehrlinger's Cove. They pass over R.L. and the chief again, who choose to forget the incident. They grind off the hydrofoils and start to run on hull plates, but make it to the water on the other side right at the spot where the Dragonfly is engaging the WHALE. Duke tells Destro to give up, and Destro answers with a few wrist rockets into the Dragonfly. Wild Bill attempts to make a crash landing on the deck, by hitting the pocket of air in front of the Jane. Duke doubts Wild Bill for a moment, but after Wild Bill gives Duke control, Duke expresses his absolute confidence in Wild Bill's capabilities. Wild Bill takes control back, and makes the landing in a flaming SH-BOOM. Tripwire expresses his relief to have Duke onboard again, and tells Duke that Cutter's been acting funny.

Ahead of the Jane, the WHALE launches two depth charges, that go wide. The Jane opens up its forward doors, and "swallows" the WHALE. When the Joes investigate the WHALE, Tripwire finds the cabin filled with explosive from the depth charges, and a detonator/timer floating in the middle. Tripwire grabs the detonator and upon seeing that only seven seconds is left on the timer, falls on the floor, shielding his comrades from the blast. But before it goes off, Roadblock grabs the bomb from Tripwire, and throws it up a ventilation duct. The bomb reaches the deck and bounces over the side where it detonates.

Back below, Duke deduces that Firefly and Destro were actually inside the depth charges, and have escaped. Roadblock calls Tripwire very brave for trying to sacrifice himself, but not to do it again. This is a team, dead heroes don't do their buddies any good, and that medals are no shinier if they're posthumous. Duke orders Cutter to search for the two depth charges, but the fishermen are now out in force, and the Jane is stuck at sea with no room to maneuver. Destro and Firefly have escaped.

On a small fishing boat in the same part of water, the two villains in question plot a course south-east to the Atlantic, and then back north to Springfield.

Commentary: This issue featured several instances of humor. First, there was the scene where Roadblock was about to haul the armor plate off to weld it, and the three kids grabbed on, to test his strength. Roadblock picked up the plate and the kids with no problem, and then Duke said, "...be sure to scrape off those barnacles before you start welding." Another scene was of several fishermen in a restaraunt talking about the Joes and the WHALE. The chef says, "Think they'll get it fixed by morning?" and the man replies, "No way. That hulk ain't moving again!" Then in the next panel, the WHALE crashes through the restaraunt with Destro and Firefly onboard. The next scene of humor was with R.L. and the Chief. The Jane on hydrofoils blows over them, blowing the whistle, and after getting wet and messed up again, the Chief goes to R.L. "I didn't see nuthin. Did you, R.L.?" and R.L. simply replies: "Not a blessed thing chief." And finally, Tripwire and Cutter on the bridge of the Jane are amusing in their actions. Tripwire is scared and nervous, and Cutter tries to concentrate and put up with Tripwire.

This issue is also significant because we are introduced to the Crimson Guard. The "Siegies" play vital roles in many of the story lines to come, most notably when Wade Collins is introduced.

Also, the issue develops the resolve that both Destro and Firefly possess. They are determined to get revenge on Cobra Commander. For Destro, this is the beginning of a path that will eventually lead him to leave Cobra, and lose his commitment to Cobra Commander. And for Firefly, he will hold resentment for Cobra Commander for the rest of his life. These feuds will appear in the series nearly to the end.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The first Crimson Guardsman is shown in this issue. While he looks like and has a similar family to Fred Broca in later issues, Cobra Commander calls him "Smith". It's a matter of opinion whether or not this was actually Fred Broca and the name Smith is a mistake, or if this is a different Crimson Guardsman.]

First Appearances:

  • Cobra: Crimson Guard

Reprinted in:
  • Action Force #17 - #19 (June 21st, July 4th & 11th, 1987). A Marvel UK series featuring the UK's version of G.I. Joe reprints this story in three parts, alongside an original story. All references to "G.I. Joe" were changed to "Action Force".
  • G.I. JOE Comics Magazine #11 (August 1988). Digest format from Marvel Comics. Includes issues #30 and #31.
  • G.I. JOE: Volume 3 (August 2002). A trade paperback collection from Marvel. Includes issues #21-30.
  • Classic G.I. JOE: Volume 3 (May 2009). A trade paperback collection from IDW Publishing. Aside from some slight changes made to the cover, this is a reprint of the earlier Marvel collection. Includes issues #21-30.