"My
dear Dr. Burkhart -- you will soon
see the distinct advantages of
having no scruples whatsoever!"
— Cobra
Commander
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The man who would become
Cobra
Commander was an average
middle-class American before tragedy
and bad
luck
turned him paranoid and obsessive, and made
him one of the most
dangerous
men in the world.
Little is known
specifically
about Cobra Commander's past, but early in
life he was a used car
salesman.
He eventually became a small businessman, and
was constantly struggling
to be successful. As things became tougher and
debt piled up, Cobra
Commander's
world was shattered by the death of his big
brother, Dan. Dan had been
a soldier in the Vietnam war. He kept signing
on for new tours in
Southeast
Asia to be sure his brother wasn't drafted.
When Dan finally returned
home,
he had changed. Years of war had deeply
affected him, and to help
others like him, he opened up a halfway house
for his fellow soldiers
who had come home from war to divorces,
bankruptcies and unemployment.
All his money went into the venture, but it
began to fail, and
when the bank was ready to seize his
assets, a stoned out vet
accidentally burned down the building. The
bank blamed him and sued
him. A jury found Dan innocent, but a judge
overturned the verdict,
looking at Dan as a bitter veteran wanting a
handout, and the bank took
all of his assets. The verdict destroyed Dan,
and he began drinking to
deal with his pain. Anger, depression and
alcholism warped his mind and
gave him a death
wish. He began driving fast, weaving in and
out of traffic on the
highway,
as if daring death to take him. Death caught
up with Dan, when in a
drunken
stupor, he caused a head-on collision with
another car. Dan and the
other
car's occupants were killed instantly. In that
other car was
Snake-Eyes'
parents and twin sister Terri, on their way to
meet Snake-Eyes at the
airport.
He was returning home from Vietnam.
Dan's death devastated
Cobra
Commander. He became obsessed with making
someone pay for Dan's death.
He turned to vigilantism, punishing
criminals, but being sure to take
any money they gains by illicit means. The
Commander then sought out
Snake-Eyes, who had been angry and
despondent since his family's death
and spent most of his time drinking and
getting into fights.
He eventually convinced Snake-Eyes to join
him in a mission traveling the country meting
out vigilante justice,
but he never revealed his true identity or his
connection to the car
accident.
As he seemed to become more interested in
keeping criminals' money and
using it to buy the loyalty of others,
Snake-Eyes grew uncertain about
what they were doing and
worried about his new friend's growing
instability. One night, the pair
broke into the home of Judge Mitchell Tate,
for reasons unknown to
Snake-Eyes. The Commander then revealed that
Tate had been the judge
who ruined his brother's life, and that his
brother had been driving
the car that killed his family.
He then handed Snake-Eyes a
gun and told him to kill the judge. Snake-Eyes
refused and turned the
gun on the Commander only to learn it was
unloaded. He told Snake-Eyes
he was afraid he'd be too weak to pull the
trigger, then simply
killed the judge himself. Snake-Eyes ran off,
hoping to never see his
"friend" again.
The
future Commander
decided if Snake-Eyes would not be part of
the solution, he was part of
the problem. As his business failed, he
began dreaming of exacting
revenge upon Snake-Eyes. He tracked
Snake-Eyes down in Japan, where he
was living with Storm
Shadow's family and clan of ninjas.
Cobra
Commander
took out loans and used up his family's
savings to hire the mercenary
known
as Firefly to
kill Snake-Eyes, due to the
mercenary's infamy and
knowledge
of the ancient arts. Firefly infiltrated the
ninja clan, but discovered
that he was no match for Snake-Eyes. Instead
of killing Snake-Eyes
himself,
Firefly referred Cobra Commander to Zartan,
a freelance assassin
working
out of Daytona Beach, Florida. Cobra
Commander found Zartan playing
pool
and hustling some local toughs. He gave
Zartan a suitcase of money and
hired him to kill Snake-Eyes. Zartan became
apprentice to the ninja
clan's
swordsmith and infiltrated the clan with
Firefly's help. Using an arrow
stolen from Storm Shadow, Zartan shot
Snake-Eyes with an arrow. Only,
it
wasn't Snake-Eyes he killed, it was Storm
Shadow's uncle and the clan's
leader, the Hard Master. With one arrow, the
lives of Snake-Eyes, Storm
Shadow and Cobra Commander changed forever.
Storm Shadow was blamed for
the murder and fled his family, dedicating
his life to vengeance and
Snake-Eyes
lost his surrogate family.
After the birth of Cobra
Commander's
son, Billy, his
wife found out about her
husband's obsession and
learned
that he had hired Zartan. When she
confronted him, Cobra Commander left
his wife, taking Billy with him. He drove
off into America, blaming all
his miseries on big business and big
government, who were dedicated to
keeping down the "little guy." The
government had killed his brother
and
destroyed his business. He became paranoid
to the extreme and decided
that
if the system was against him, he would
create his own system.
Traveling
the country, he lived in various towns,
moving from one motel to
another,
finding people just like him who blamed
their lives' failures on
everyone
but themselves. He got them involved in
pyramid schemes, selling
cleaning
products and magazines. And he dragged Billy
with him wherever he went.
Using the profits from his shady businesses,
he gained followers who
agreed
with everything he said. Soon, he wasn't
just their boss, he was their
leader. Finally he was a success, and he was
in control. His power only
served to feed his ego, making him believe
he was as great as his
followers
thought he was. Cobra Commander finally
found a town that seemed to be
made for him: Springfield. Springfield had
been a nice little town, but
its businesses were failing and its people
were becoming disillusioned.
The townpeople listened to Cobra Commander's
lies and he soon became
the
most powerful man in town. Soon, he
corrupted the entire town and
became
their savior. In that small town somewhere
in America, a secret
organization
was founded, its goal to wrap around the
entire world like a giant
Cobra.
It gained power and influence through
extortion and terror. And at the
center of it all was Cobra Commander, his
growing ego turned him into a
megalomaniac who now believed his own lies.
All sense of morality had
disappeared
from the man. When his son Billy disappeared
into Springfield's
anti-Cobra
underground, frightened by what his father
had done, Cobra Commander
cared
little. As Billy got older his father's
actions deeply disturbed him.
His
denial was complete and all memories of his
past were blocked out; too
painful to remember.
By
1982, Cobra was an
international
organization. Cobra agents spread through
the Third World, using
terrorism
to subvert foreign governments. One of the G.I.
Joe team's earliest
missions
was to free an American ambassador from
Cobra agents working in the
middle
east. The little South American nation of
Sierra Gordo was another of
Cobra's
earliest victims. Unstable governments
became Cobra's playground. While
G.I. Joe had once been an anti-terrorist
organization, it almost
exclusively
fought Cobra as time went on. The two groups
became bitter enemies. The
Joes fought Cobra Commander's schemes to
assassinate foreign
ambassadors
and subvert the government of the United
States. Cobra used the
confusion
of the Cold War to its advantage, fighting
not only America's G.I. Joe
team, but also the Soviets' October Guard. For a
time, Cobra Commander
remained in control. Though extremely
dangerous, he remained calm and
confident,
his power unquestioned. But as Cobra's size
grew, more people were
needed
to control the organization. When he brought
the Scottish arms dealer,
Destro into Cobra,
he underestimated the man.
He soon found Destro to
be
more intelligent and competent than he had
realized. And when he
discovered
his most trusted lieutenant, the Baroness,
had a past relationship with
Destro, Cobra Commander's paranoia
resurfaced. He hired Major
Sebastian
Bludd to kill Destro. The plan
ultimately failed, but Cobra became
embroiled
in a constant power struggle, and Cobra
Commander's calm exterior gave
way to the insanity just beneath the
surface.
As the battle against G.I. Joe continued,
Cobra Commander hired Storm
Shadow
as his personal bodyguard. The ninja entered
the organization seeking
revenge,
knowing that his uncle's murderer had ties
to Cobra. Cobra Commander
was
well aware of Storm Shadow's identity, but
never let on that he knew
the
truth. Storm Shadow pledged his loyalty to
him, even rescuing him from
the Joes when they captured the commander.
The power struggle in
Cobra's
ranks continued. The Baroness wanted to take
control of Cobra from the
commander, but Destro would not be a part of
such a plan. Though he
disliked
Cobra Commander, he had pledged his loyalty
to him and would not betray
him. With Major Bludd's help, the Baroness
recruited a boy in the
anti-Cobra
underground to assassinate Cobra Commander.
The boy turned out to be
Billy.
He was stopped by Destro and captured.
Billy's memories resurfaced, and
Cobra Commander refused to show the boy
mercy. Though he was
interrogated,
Billy never turned in his co-conspirators.
Storm Shadow was moved by
the
boy's sense of honor and disgusted by the
unknown conspirators. He
decided
to free Billy and escaped with him to New
York. There, Billy became a
ninjitsu
apprentice, learning the ancient art from
Storm Shadow. Eventually,
Billy
left Storm Shadow and went off the confront
his father. When he
returned
to Springfield, Billy was involved in a
fight between Cobra agents and
the Soft Master.
A missle destroyed the car
Billy was traveling in,
leaving
him in a coma and taking his eye and his
leg.
Cobra Commander again
forgot
all about his son. In his most brilliant
scheme yet, he tricked the Joe
team into aggravating a faultline in the
Gulf of Mexico. The resulting
earthquakes caused a huge piece of land to
be thrust up through the
ocean's
surface. Cobra's forces held the newly
formed island against the Joes
until
Cobra lawyers in Washington had the island
declared a sovereign nation.
Cobra Island soon had all the benefits of an
independent nation with
its
own airspace and three miles of free ocean,
thanks to international
law.
Despite international regulations, a G.I.
Joe Skystriker jet was sent
to
spy on Cobra Island from the air. On board
the jet was Ripcord.
The
pilot,
Ace, was surprised
when Ripcord ejected from the
plane to find his
missing
girlfriend Candy, who was thought to be on
the island. In reality Candy
was killed in the same car wreck that nearly
killed Billy. As Ripcord
fought
Zartan on the island, Storm Shadow and
Snake-Eyes learned that Zartan
was
the Soft Master's killer. The two ninjas
landed on the island, ready to
avenge their teacher's death. In the chaos
that ensued, Ripcord was
badly
hurt by Zartan and Zartan took Ripcord's
place. A small team of Joes
arrived
on the island and "rescued" Zartan, who was
posing as Ripcord.
Meanwhile,
Ripcord took Zartan's place in Springfield.
Storm Shadow found Cobra
Commander
and asked him if he had ordered Zartan to
kill the Soft Master. The
commander
blatantly lied to his former bodyguard: "He
did it...to prove he
could!"
Storm Shadow was later shot and seemingly
killed by the Baroness as he
and Snake-Eyes tried to fight their way off
the island.
As
things settled down
somewhat,
Cobra Commander gave Dr. Mindbender
the
sanction to start an incredible
project. Mindbender postulated that he could
create the ultimate
soldier
by using the remnants of the DNA of
history's greatest soldiers.
Eventually,
Cobra tracked down the remains of several
famous warriors including
Julius
Caesar, Napoleon, Attila the Hun and
Hannibal. Amazingly, Mindbender's
plan worked. In Springfield he combined the
DNA of the long-dead
warriors
with a cloned body. He also used the body of
Storm Shadow, who was
revived
by the process. The result was Serpentor, the
amalgam of history's
greatest
military leaders. Just as the project was
completed, Springfield was
invaded
by nearly the entire Joe team. The Joes
discovered the town's location,
thanks to Ripcord who was still posing as
Zartan. Back on Cobra Island,
Cobra Commander ordered an evacuation of
Springfield, led by Destro.
Serpentor
was sent to lead the troops against the Joes
and allow the people of
Springfield
to escape. What Cobra Commander hadn't
realized was the greatest
soldiers
of history were also great military leaders
and conquerors. The Cobra
troops
now adored Serpentor and Cobra Commander was
afraid his position would
be usurped by Serpentor. The commander even
attempted to have Serpentor
assassinated.
After the evacuation of
Springfield,
G.I. Joe headquarters, aka the Pit was
closed down and the Joes were
under
investigation. Serpentor and Cobra Commander
combined their efforts to
infiltrate and destroy the Pit. Trying to
regain his soldiers' respect,
the commander led the invasion personally
with Destro at his side. The
only people left to defend the Pit were Hawk
and three high-ranking
military
officers. When Cobra Commander saw that Hawk
was in the Pit he vowed to
kill his nemesis himself. But Generals Hawk
and Hollingsworth escaped
the
Pit and detonated it. The Pit was destroyed
and collapsed in on itself,
leaving Cobra Commander and Destro trapped
inside. Cobra and G.I. Joe
alike
assumed they had died in the explosion. In
reality, the two men were
trapped
in the lowest levels of the Pit. Using a Joe
earth-boring machine to
escape,
they made their way to a closed down
shopping mall. They disguised
themselves
and stole a car, trying to return to
Springfield. On the way, a state
trooper
pulled the car over. When he saw the
commander's name on his driver's
license,
the trooper told the commander that his son,
Billy was in a coma, still
recovering from his injuries after he
escaped Springfield. Destro left
the commander alone with his son. Cobra
Commander vowed to be a better
father to Billy. Meanwhile, Serpentor had
taken control of Cobra and
continued
the commander's Terror-Drome project. Cobra
became arms dealers,
selling
modular launch bases known as Terror-Dromes
to anyone who could pay
them.
The first buyers were the revolutionaries of
Sierra Gordo. Along with
the
bases came Cobra "advisors." Cobra took an
active role in the
revolution,
giving them a foothold in the small nation.
A short time later, Cobra Commander brought
Billy to an undercover
Crimson
Guardsman known as Fred VII. Fred was a
mechanical genius and designed
prototypes of new Cobra weapons. The
commander asked Fred to make a
prosthetic
leg for Billy to replace his old one. After
doing this, Fred showed
Cobra
Commander a newly designed suit of battle
armor that the commander
tested
out. With the help of Raptor and the new
Cobra Pogo attack vehicle, the
commander intended to return to Cobra and
destroy G.I. Joe forever.
Billy,
however, wanted no part of it and again
walked out on his father. The
commander
was determined to be a father to Billy and
vowed to give up Cobra. For
that one moment, Cobra Commander's whole
life could have changed and he
could've begin to make amends for all he had
done. But that was not to
be. Fred was furious. He had given his whole
life to Cobra. He wouldn't
let the commander just walk away. Fred
pulled out his pistol and
shouting
"You owe me!", he fired a bullet into Cobra
Commander's back. Standing
over his leader's lifeless body, he picked
up the helmet to Cobra
Commander's
battle armor, noting, "Funny thing about
this helmet...Could be anybody
inside..." He and Raptor buried the
commander's body and Fred left for
Cobra Island. There, Fred claimed to be the
true Cobra Commander. When
he removed his helmet and the Baroness found
out his true identity,
Fred
thought the scam had failed, and he wouldn't
live for much longer.
Instead,
the Baroness became Fred's "silent partner,"
finally getting her chance
to rule Cobra, albeit from behind the
scenes.
The story of Cobra Commander doesn't end
there. When Fred VII buried
the
commander's body, he didn't know he was
being watched by another
Crimson
Guardsman, Fred VIII. The soldier dug up the
commander's body, only to
find that he was only near death, and could
still be saved. Cobra
Commander
was revived and contacted his loyal Crimson
Guard. With their help, he
began a new company just like he had when he
first created Cobra. Soon,
the new company was a success, and for the
next couple of years, Cobra
knew nothing of the true Cobra Commander's
fate. The commander kept his
supposed burial site under surveillance.
Eventually, Raptor told Dr.
Mindbender
the truth about Cobra Commander. Mindbender
was ready to use the
commander's
genetic material to create a new leader, but
he discovered the grave
empty.
It was then that Cobra Commander revealed
himself to be alive. Followed
by a dozen Crimson Guardsmen, he returned to
Cobra Island to reclaim
his
organization and to punish his enemies. On
Cobra Island he found
several
people arguing in the land-locked freighter
on the island since it's
creation.
Inside were Zartan, Firefly, Fred VII and
several others including
Billy.
They had come to the island to reveal Fred's
true identity. Cobra
Commander
threw Mindbender and Raptor in with the rest
of the "traitors." Calling
his original decision to go straight
"irrational," he disowned Billy as
his son. He planned to seal the freighter
and kill all those inside.
Billy
shouted to his father, "You kill more than
just a ship full of people
if
you kill us! You kill your own humanity!"
The commander just laughed.
"That
was killed long ago," he said, "when my own
son tried to kill me!"
Using explosives, he then buried the
freighter under the rubble of the
island's volcano.
After that, Cobra Commander
retook Cobra and started a new plan. He took
over the town of Millville
by brainwashing the town's population,
turning it into another
Springfield
filled with virtual slaves, building Cobra
vehicles and weapons. Soon
afterward,
Cobra entered into a pact with the Emir of
Benzheen, an oil-rich
country
in the Middle East. He backed Benzheen in a
war which led to the deaths
of many members of the G.I. Joe team. After
the Battle of Benzheen,
Cobra
Commander planned an assault on Destro's
castle in Scotland. Though
Destro had gone into semi-retirement, Cobra
Commander wanted to "put
that
uppity foreigner in his place." Just before
the attack, he learned that
Billy and Zartan had escaped the freighter.
They both ended up rescuing
Destro during the attack, and later
assisting the Joes and Destro in
saving
the Baroness. While many of his schemes
failed, the commander committed
Cobra to many operations. Over the next few
years, Cobra attacked
Destro's
new castle in Trans-Carpathia, fought the
Joes in Millville and even
assaulted
the Joes' headquarters in Utah. Cobra
Commander returned to the
former-Soviet
nation of Borovia in 1994. There, he
supported the new president, Metz
and personally executed two Borovian freedom
fighters, Magda and the
White
Clown, both of whom had been involved with
the Joe team. Using the
brain-wave
scanner, the commander brain-washed Destro,
the Baroness, Zartan, Storm
Shadow and even Billy. They had all broken
their ties with Cobra long
ago,
but by controlling their minds Cobra
Commander had re-formed Cobra's
"high
command." After the Joes rescue attempts
failed, they were forced to
return
to the United States. Shortly afterward, the
military
disbanded the G.I. Joe team. This would have
been wonderful news to
Cobra
Commander, but soon after Cobra forces in
Europe fell to a unified
attack
by regular military forces. In the wake of
this conflict, most of
Cobra's
high command disappeared, and Cobra
Commander himself became an
international
fugitive.