7 Star Warsesque
Essays
III. The
Anatomy of a Ret-Con
or, The False Problem of Clone Dooku (…and Vader to boot)
By Abel G. Peña
This is the third informal essay in a series of seven exploring some of the more murky and enigmatic aspects of the Star Wars Universe. The subject this time is the popular fan pastime known as “retconing,” i.e. retroactively establishing continuity or correlation between two (sometimes more) Star Wars sources that originally were not necessarily meant to share any relation.
This activity is often undertaken to appease what has
been dubbed fan-logic. Simply put,
fan-logic is a kind of common sense in regards to “what should happen”
or “the
way things should be” that comes with being intimately familiar with a
particular subject. For the super Star
Wars fan, an expanded understanding of the interconnected Star Wars
Universe
reaching omniscience – omniscience in this case being a familiarity
with all
existing elements of official Star Wars lore – activates a sort of
radar capable
of spotting incongruence of various kinds. This
includes spotting out-of-character actions as well as
the dreaded
continuity error, in which two events seem to be at complete odds with
one
another. For instance, a continuity
error would be having Character X is plotting to take over
the galaxy in Book 1, only to have Character X depicted
being
choked to death in Comic 1, which takes place in Star Wars time
before Book
1.
Follow? This is (or was) essentially the dilemma of the
character Grand Vizier Sate Pestage, who was said to be helping the
Emperor
plot galactic domination in the Dark Empire Sourcebook, which takes
place five
years or so after Pestage was “killed” in the comic X-Wing: Mandatory
Retirement. Since in real time the latter source
was
published after the former, the former could not possibly offer an
explanation
for its now seeming silliness. Thus, a
patch or retcon is required to explain how
both of
these stated facts, that the man is dead and that years later he is
also alive,
can simultaneously be true. This
continuity error has since been addressed by Lucasfilm
by pronouncing the dead vizier a clone of the plotting one. It is such a problem as is examined in the following essay, written in response to a question by fellow Star Wars author Joe Bongiorno. This time, however, the stakes are much higher, as the character in question is none other than one of the principle villains of the films Episodes II and III, Count Dooku. The conundrum occurred when LucasArts released the Gameboy Advance game New Droid Army, the events of which take their place after Attack of the Clones and before Revenge of the Sith, yet have Anakin Skywalker indeed slaying the Count. Because Christopher Lee was contracted to appear in Revenge this summer, I took the chance to create a band-aid for this apparent death while writing on Count Dooku for Lucasfilm’s Star Wars Fact Files series in order to reconcile the disparity between these two sources. As always, when continuity conflicts of this kind come up, Obi-Wan’s advice of taking a certain point of view is always helpful. Thus we have dubbed this particular dilemma, The False Problem of Count Dooku. The story is detailed below. As an added bonus, due to a particular similarity of circumstances, Darth Vader’s duel with Luke Skywalker in the infamous early spin-off novel Splinter of the Mind’s Eye is also addressed. |
The reference to a “clone” Dooku in the Fact Files cards I wrote on Count Dooku (and later also appearing in Sean Stewart’s Yoda: Dark Rendezvous) is actually an attempt to fix a very silly plot point in the Gameboy Advance game New Droid Army. In the game, you play as Anakin Skywalker and have to defeat several Dark Jedi. The last "boss" in the game is Count Dooku, who you actually have to kill in order to beat the game. After Anakin slays him, Dooku's body disappears, if I remember correctly, and the game says, "You have defeated Count Dooku. Your quest is complete."—or something like that. Whether this defeat implied that Dooku was dead, or simply that Anakin even successfully defeated Dooku in pre-Episode III confrontation is hard to swallow, particularly occurring in such an obscure source. And in the gaming world, the Gameboy Advance, while popular, is perhaps one of the least adult-accessible platforms to have had such a momentous event occur on. The situation has some parallels with the pre-Empire Strikes Back Luke/Vader fight in the novel Splinter of the Mind's Eye, but at least in that book we had a bunch of narrative to at least make the particulars of that improbable confrontation somewhat palatable.
The death of "Dooku" |
When I was asked to write a couple of articles on Dooku for the UK Fact Files magazines, I figured I'd kill a few birds with one stone. That it might have been a Clone Dooku that Anakin beat was of course a ready idea, but I'm so sick of having to use that stupid, cheap last-resort fix. I personally have already used it twice, much to my shame, in order to resolve two extreme cases: that of Sate Pestage, in order to account for the killing of the character in the X-Wing comic series, and that of ARC Trooper Spar/Alpha-Ø2, whom I substituted for “Boba Fett” in Mandalorian Fenn Shysa’s recollections on the Clone Wars from Marvel #68. Thus, I felt it was time for a more creative approach.
This one wasn't too hard. For years I've wanted to see some author use that neat dark side doppleganger trick Luke used in the Dark Empire graphic novel, where Leia and Han think they've rescued him from the dark side world Byss, and then once aboard the Millennium Falcon, the doppleganger-Luke sort of mocks his rescuers, saying he's actually still on the planet. He then proceeds to dissipate ghost-like. According to the Dark Empire Sourcebook:
"The doppleganger is an illusion, but to those who interact with it, it will seem real. The user can sense all normal senses through the doppleganger, and the duplicate seems to have form and substance: the doppleganger registers as normal on all droid audio and video sensors. Those who are with the doppleganger believe it to be a real person. The doppleganger acts with half the skill dice of the person using the power...if the Jedi stops using the power or the doppleganger is fatally injured, it simply fades away." – pg 70.
Nifty trick. And it sounded like all the right ingredients. Explaining away the Dooku that Anakin defeats in New Droid Army as a doppleganger in the Fact Files card, we explain how Anakin could win against the Sith lord in such a confrontation (the doppleganger is only half as strong as the original), how Dooku could "die" and "disappear" as he does in the game, and maybe most importantly, how this confrontation wasn't in a sense actual—an out-of-universe climactic problem that still plagues the pre-Empire Strikes Back Luke/Vader confrontation in Splinter of the Mind's Eye to this day.
But hell, maybe that Vader was
a doppleganger
too. Redundant? Or
poetic?
In regards to that infamous pre-Empire
duel in the
novel Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, perhaps it is enough to
merely have
the reader suspect that the Darth Vader which Luke Skywalker
defeats is
a doppleganger. This is similar to
the approach
Luigi Pietrobono takes in interpreting the
controversial case of Count Ugolino in
Dante's Inferno.
The problem for most readers here (and more so scholars, who
are
clearly fanboys and girls of a kind) is
whether Ugolino did or did not feast on
his own dead children in
the
Pietrobono, however, suggests that any attempt at a definitive assertion one way or the other is missing the point completely: "The [scene] does not affirm Ugolino's guilt, but allows it to be inferred, without damage to art or to historical rigor. It is enough that we judge it possible." Jorge Luis Borges, in "The False Problem of Ugolino" expands upon this idea further:
"Did Dante want us to believe that Ugolino (the Ugolino of his Inferno, not history's Ugolino) ate his children's flesh? I would hazard this response: Dante did not want us to believe it, but he wanted us to suspect it. Uncertainty is part of his design."
Likewise, I think to
suggest the possibility that the Splinter
Vader might be a doppleganger would
be a simple way to satisfy the rigors of creativity and Star Wars
continuity. A beautifully executed
example of this delicate ambiguity can be found in the way in which
Darth Maul
is resurrected for his confrontation with Darth Vader in the Tales #9
short,
“Resurrection.” Is this Maul a
clone? A Dark Side
demon? The original Maul, pasted
back together, perhaps. We don’t know,
and we don’t have to. It’s enough that
we can surmise any of these possibilities.
Postscript: Though
we have the "I am Ben Kenobi" line that a novice-Luke utters
in Splinter of the Mind’s Eye to explain how he was able to
triumph over
Darth Vader in that novel when he could not in the Empire Strikes
Back,
(and, I believe, author Dan Wallace, in fact, definitively established
in his
portion of the Story of Anakin Skywalker book the idea that the
spirit
of Ben Kenobi temporarily takes over Luke’s body in Splinter’s
duel),
there continues a nagging issue with this confrontation the specificity
of
which I first saw concrete expressed on a website once maintained by
Star Wars
author Jason Fry. The issue is this sort
of internal incongruence one feels knowing that Luke and Vader had an
all-out, slam bang duel prior to
their duel in Empire;
that Luke actually won such a duel is only the eye-twitching
tip of a
larger Hoth iceberg. Here is an
instance,
where, if we assume that the Darth Vader which Luke fights on the
planet Mimban in Splinter is the actual
Vader, then
whenever we watch Empire, the dramatic impact of that
confrontation (now
then being the second between Luke and Vader) must
be considerably
diminished. It is the same issue that
perhaps plagues all sequels to one degree or another—“We have seen this
before.”
I understand that some people
can counteract this
argument
by simply admitting – or more cynically, claiming – that he or she
does not feel any such diminution of impact despite
having an
understanding of this prior duel having occurred. Such a
proclamation
obviously solves the problem for the said
individual, though it
doesn't solve the problem for what my experiences have suggested to
me to
be the popular opinion at-large concerning this pre-Empire
confrontation. The problem is somewhat circumvented too, or more
appropriately eclipsed, by the sheer visual power of cinema,
overwhelming and
dizzying. But, in my opinion, one need only "remember" for a
brief instant that Vader and Luke have fought before while watching
them go at
it on the
It's for these reasons that I believe the suggestion that the Darth Vader which Luke Skywalker fights in Splinter might be a dark side doppleganger is a near-necessary compliment to an already existing, incomplete fix (Luke’s assertion of "I am Ben Kenobi"). This addendum circumvents, strictly speaking, the repetition of a similarly required fix in the case of Anakin Skywalker defeating a Clone Dooku in New Droid Army, and perhaps raises Star Wars literature’s admirable devotion to this chimera called continuity from the ranks of self-parody to the heights of something poetic.
Abel G. Peña is a fanboy
who
“made it.” He has written numerous articles for multiple Star Wars
publications, including Star Wars Gamer, Star Wars Insider, Star
Wars Fact
Files, Dungeon/Polyhedron, the Official Star Wars Website and the
Wizards of
the Coast website. His latest pieces are “The History of the
Mandalorians” for Insider #80, the “Dark Forces Saga” for the
Wizards
website, and “Droids, Technology and the Force:
A Clash of Phenomena” for starwars.com’s
Hyperspace
section.
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