Celebration!
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Cover Date:
March, 1985
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Script: Larry Hama
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Pencils: Frank Springer
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Inks: Andy Mushynsky
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Lettering: Rick
Parker
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Colors: George
Roussos |
Editor: Denny O'Neil
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Editor-in-Chief: Jim Shooter
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Summary:
In the staging area of the newly renovated "Pit", General
Austin, Duke, Hawk and Stalker are discussing the plans for the opening
ceremony of Pit II. Meanwhile, Snake-Eyes, Airborne and Spirit are
still
in the infirmary after the battle at Snake-Eyes' cabin. Snake-Eyes is
"relaxing"
by cleaning his Uzi (machine gun) while Airborne is reading the Encyclopedia
Britannica. Scarlett asks Airborne to give her and Snake-Eyes some
privacy: they have a lot to talk about. Airborne tries to wake up
Spirit,
but finds that he's not in bed. At the Staten Island Shopping Mal,
Ripcord
and Blowtorch are helping Spirit to walk on his crutches. Ripcord
agreed
to sneak him out so he could get herbal medicines. Blowtorch notices a
man smoking a cigar, wishing people couldn't smoke in the mall. While
the
three Joes look for the herbs in a flower shop, Spirit sees Fred II
outside,
thinking he's seeing the recently killed Fred I.
In Springfield, Major Bludd and the Baroness supply
Billy with the gun
he is to shoot Cobra Commander with. He's wearing a "junior Cobra"
uniform
and will carry the gun in a bouquet of flowers to give Cobra Commander
at the Cobra rally. The Baroness leaves and runs into Destro, who
questions
her dealings with Bludd. Destro tells her they used to have a trust
between
them. "When have you ever demonstrated your trust in me?" she asks.
Destro
reaches up and removes his metal mask and the Baroness faints.
Back at the mall, Spirit stops Fred II, trying to bring
him with him
to answer some questions. Fred's wife and kids attack Spirit, knocking
him to the ground. The other Joes arrive to help Spirit. "We gotta stop
him," shouts Spirit.
At the Pit, some Joes are in the mess hall kitchen.
Roadblock is coaching
Gung-Ho on preparing the canapes for the ceremony. Gung-Ho wishes Wild
Bill, Cutter and Deep Six would help, Wild Bill says they're the
decorating
committee. Clutch, Breaker and Cover Girl arrive. Clutch is trying to
convince
Cover Girl to allow him to manage her and Scarlett as a mud wrestling
team.
She's obviously disgusted. Gung-Ho asks where the decorations are. She
says Blowtorch and Ripcord are getting them at the mall. At that very
moment,
Ripcord, Blowtorch and Spirit are pursuing the Broca family into the
parking
lot. As the Brocas drive off, Fred's wife tosses a grenade at the
parked
Vamp, blowing it up. A van marked "Bongo the Balloon Bear" pulls up to
help. Inside is a person in a bear suit, obviously on the way to a
party.
The three Joes get in the van, telling "Bongo" to follow Fred's car.
Back in Springfield, preparations are underway in the
stadium where
the rally will be held. Storm Shadow tells the Commander about all the
special security equipment installed to unsure his safety. The
Commander
is pleased that Storm Shadow is so concerned for him. The ninja says
he's
concerned for his afety as long as he's convinced the Commander knows
who
killed his uncle. Up in the bleachers, the Baroness and Destro are
discussing
the assassination plans. Destro doesn't like their use of a child as
the
assassin, but the Baroness says it's too late to stop now, especially
when
Major Bludd is so intent on killing the Commander.
On Staten Island, the Joes in the van are in the middle
of a frantic
car chase, trying to catch up with Fred II's car. Eventually, Ripcord
climbs
out of the van and jumps atop the Broca' car. Fred II hits the breaks,
but Ripcord stops his fall by grabbing on to the front of the car.
Spirit
hangs out of the van's window and grabs Ripcord just before Fred's wife
shoots him. The chase continues, but "Bongo" gets out of the van asking
the Joes to bring it back in one piece.
In Springfield, the rally is underway. The Commander is
making his speech,
telling those assembled that Cobra will take over the world legally
with
Crimson Guard lawyers, bankers and business leaders. Destro is looking
through binoculars as the Cobra Youth Brigades approach, with Billy at
the front of the line. Destro somehow recignizes the boy as Billy and
races
to the stage. As Billy approaches, someone sees Billy raise the gun.
Storm
Shadow is about to cut down the boy win Destro intervenes. "No!" he
shouts,
"I won't let this happen!" Destro tells the Commander to take a good
look
at Billy. Destro says he will not allow patricide. The Commander
recognizes
Billy. He's his son.
On Staten Island, Spirit and the others have lost Fred
II's car. They
won't be able to find him on their own with one vehicle.
At the Pit, the celebration begins and General Austin is
about to start
his speech when the vehicle lift comes down, carrying "Bongo's" van and
the three missing Joes. They open the back of the van, letting dozens
of
balloons spill out. Austin gives up on his speech, happily tossing into
the air as confetti. "Ahhh, it was a boring speech anyway!"
The Joes adjourn to the mess hall for refreshments.
Austin says he has
an important announcement. Breaker, Zap, Grunt, Short Fuse, Stalker,
Flash,
Scarlett and Rock 'n' Roll are all being promoted one pay grade and
getting
a presidential unit citation, classified of course. Scarlett notices
Snake-Eyes
is the only original Joe not mentioned. Austin explains that Snake-Eyes
will remain operational while the other original Joes have been taken
off
duty and will serve as the administration arm of the new Pit. The Joes
aren't too pleased to be taken out of the field. Hawk is now full
commander
of the team as well as commanding officer of the Pit. Hawk then gives
Duke
field command of the team.
Outside Fort Wadsworth's main gate, the Brocas return
home, glad to
have lost the Joes. Ripcord brings back "Bongo's" van and finds out it
was a woman underneath all along. He makes a joke as she gets in the
van,
then asks her:
"Is your name really 'Bongo'?"
"Is yours really 'Ripcord'?"
"Uhh...yeah."
"Than mine's really 'Bongo'."
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Commentary: This
issue
is
a kind of uneven one. The events on
the Cobra side of things are much more important and compelling than
the
Joes' adventures. Most of the Joes' activities are made to be humorous
with the toughest guys in the unit making party food with the others
are
supposed to decorate. An injured Spirit gets knocked to the ground by
Fred's
wife's pocketbook, which is full of hand grenades and other weapons.
After
that, they chase down the Broca family in a balloon van along with a
lady
in a bear suit. So, it goes with out saying that that plot is rather
silly.
As for the Joes' promotion, it's probably just Larry Hama's way of
putting
aside some of the Joes so he can dedicate his writing to the growing
number
of characters. It also has Hawk give Duke field command of the team.
Hama
said in a recent interview in ToyFare magazine that he wasn't sure what
to do with Hawk and Duke in the comic. He decides to take Hawk off duty
rather than try to have two leaders of the team. Duke had already
appeared
as the team's leader in the cartoon, anyway. The other Joes promotions
really have little repercussions. Despite them being upset over it,
that
plotline seems to be dropped later on, and most of the original Joes
appear
infrequently. This seems to be the case for a few issues, but by #39,
Stalker
is leading a team of Joes. The others will periodically go on missions
with little or no mention of their desk jobs.
On the Cobra side of things, the events are much more
serious and will
have repercussions for the rest of the series. The Commander's
assassination
is stopped and we learn that Billy is Cobra Commander's son. It seems
that
Billy has blocked out his father's identity. More surprising is the
fact
that Destro knows who Billy is. This indicates that he and Cobra
Commander
knew each other in the past, before Destro appeared in the comic. It
was
apparently at the very founding of the organization, since the Baroness
didn't even know. Disappointingly, this is not expanded on later in the
series. That said, the uncovering Billy's identity has major
ramifications
on later storylines, as Billy will become the most used recurring
non-toy
character in the series. The effect on Storm Shadow will be seen in
issue
#38. It should also be mentioned that Destro's convoluted sense of
honor
surfaces again, as he will not allow a child to become a murderer.
Again, this is a uneven issue, which is made vital to the story of
Cobra.
The next few issues will be mostly unconnected from the main plot,
allowing
for some "filler" stories. |